Kolm sõpra saavad autoõnnetusel hukka ja satuvad pärast surma taevasse. Püha Peetrus pärib kõigi käest, millist viimast kommentaari nad sõpradelt ja perekonnalt kirstus lamades kuulda soovivad.
Esimene vastab:
"Ma tahaksin kuulda neid ütlemas, et olin hea pereisa ja tegin väga palju teiste heaks."
Teine vastab:
"Ma tahaksin kuulda, et ma olin hea abikaasa ja tegin väga palju oma laste tuleviku heaks."
Kolmas mees vastab:
"Ma tahaksin kuulda: "Appi! Vaadake, ta liigutab!""
A man goes out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog
sitting next to the
green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears,
"Ribbit 9 Iron." The
man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9
Iron." He looks at
the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and
grabs a 9 iron.
Boom. He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the
frog, "Wow that's
amazing." You must be a lucky frog. The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky
frog." The man decides
to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?"
the man asks.
"Ribbit 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The
man is befuddled
and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the
best game of
golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas." They go to Las Vegas and the guy
says, "OK frog, now
what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette."
Upon approaching the roulette table, The man asks, "What do you think I
should bet?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one
shot to win, but after
the golf game the man figures what the heck. Boom!
Tons of cash comes sliding back across The table. The man takes his
winnings and buys the
best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't
know how to repay
you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog
replies,"Ribbit
Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he
deserves it. With a
kiss, the frog turns into a Gorgeous girl.
"And that's how the girl ended up in My room Elin.
So help me God or my name is not Tiger Woods."
