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kikas
16/09/2010 14:31

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fresco
17/09/2010 12:23

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hcxx
18/09/2010 10:44

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tibenzz
18/09/2010 16:15

mõintab AGA sitax kvaliteetselt rsk :D

kövv
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kikas
19/09/2010 07:20

tibenzz:
mõintab AGA sitax kvaliteetselt rsk :D

kövv


Zef Side nende poolt on päris kaiff lugu :P
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tibenzz
19/09/2010 10:02

kristjani post:


wooord!! :D see on yldse stx spets vend :D
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delic
20/09/2010 05:35

see enter the ninja on ikka väga haige lugu. milleks sellist paska üldse toodetakse?
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GillBates21
21/09/2010 12:15

delic:
see enter the ninja on ikka väga haige lugu. milleks sellist paska üldse toodetakse?
et seda siia naljatopicusse postitada
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ELECTRICO
21/09/2010 20:52

Soomes oli ülemaailmne reklaamfilmide festival.
Kolmanda koha saavutas Ameerika reklaamfilm. Filmi sisu: Kõnnib noormees pilvelõhkuja katusel, tuuleiil lennutab mehe üle katuse ääre. Mees kukub, kuid jääb teksapükstega kinni lipuvarda külge, mis on 1.korrusel. Reklaamtekst:"Teksapüksid Lee päästavad teie elu!" Teise koha saavutas Soome reklaamfilm. Filmi sisu: Noormees flirdib neiuga ja neiu on juba valmis, kuid ilma preservatiivita pole ta nõus. Noormees võtab suust närimiskummi, tõmbab oma riistale otsa ja asi läheb lahti. Reklaamtekst: "Närimiskumm Jenkki säilitab oma maitse ka pärast viiendat vahekorda!"Esimese koha saavutas Vene reklaamfilm. Filmi sisu: Väike Vene küla, küla keskelt voolab läbi väike oja, oja ääres kari naisi, tagumikud uppis ja pesevad ojas käsitsi pesu. Läheneb Ivan, tõstab esimesel naisel seeliku üles ja hakkab tagant panema.Reklaamtekst: "Teid on nikutud ja nikutakse ka edaspidi, kui te ei osta pesumasinat RIGA6".


A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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tibenzz
21/09/2010 21:31

hahaha
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tibenzz
21/09/2010 21:33

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rasmusk
23/09/2010 08:50

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ELECTRICO
23/09/2010 08:52

Olen seda sama varianti ühe vana neegri pildiga näinud.
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rasmusk
23/09/2010 10:29

haha:D neegriga oleks jah korralikum:D
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ELECTRICO
26/09/2010 10:41

:D

:D
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jyrta
26/09/2010 13:03

nice1
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bellanoora
28/09/2010 12:20

inimene läheb maximasse, küsib müüjalt et kas teil kärbsepiitsa on?

müüja vastab vene aktsendiga et meil on singipiitsa, hakklihapiitsa, kolmejuustu piitsa, ...
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Taurus
28/09/2010 12:34

:D
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bellanoora
28/09/2010 12:39

inimene läheb maximasse, kassas väga kurva näoga müüja.
mees küsib siis, et "nii ilus tüdruk, aga miks nii kurb?"

vastuseks: "kjüsige saalist"
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ELECTRICO
28/09/2010 13:38

hahaha, saalis töötav noormees teab!
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kikas
28/09/2010 13:42

nahhu yldse maximasse vaja ronida on...-.-
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ELECTRICO
28/09/2010 13:44

et maximaalselt pootsmanni pilsneritosta loomulikult
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Taurus
28/09/2010 14:06

odav ta on, aga juua ka ei kannata
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hcxx
28/09/2010 17:41

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bellanoora
28/09/2010 20:04

miks siia vahel lampi see 4chan.org postitus tuleb igale poole?
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DeeJott
28/09/2010 20:07

disappoint
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VINYL3886
29/09/2010 15:31

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYb2LY3RtO4
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tibenzz
29/09/2010 22:31

.
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Katzy
30/09/2010 08:45

gegeggege:D
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GillBates21
30/09/2010 09:38

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