When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous things and made me miserable as often as she made me happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am now 40, and am looking for a woman with very big breasts.
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Üks blondiin helistab teisele: "Kuule tead vä, Tartus ehitatakse teed ää!". Teine blond vastu: "Ei ole nii ää, mis teed ?".
Esimene vastab: "Söön!".
irw, vahepeal isegi üllatab postimees ja valdo jahilo:
Õpetaja: "Kas sa oskad mulle seletada, mis on õiglus ja mis ülekohus?"
Juku: "Ei."
Õpetaja: "Kui sa oma venna võileiva ära võtad, mis sa siis teed?"
Juku: "Söön ära."
Sõber töötab piletimüüjana, kus suht iga päev mingid üritused.
Ülemus käis piletimüüjatega palgaläbirääkimisi pidamas ja ütles:"Kui soovite palka juurde, siis genereerige mingeid uusi mõtteid oma töökohal"
no tilgad pyksis ja suu lahti kui seda vaatasin :D tglt suht mark ikka see venemaa elu on nii persses ja mõned veel niiiii uhked sellise pasa yle mis seal lokkab.. unbeliveble
